I have a confession. I AM OBSESSED WITH STRIPES.
I've got 99 problems and 98 are stripes. Okay, so maybe that's a bit obvious, but I'm here to tell you the benefits to this "problem."
01. They go with everything. Any color. Any pattern. Any pair of insanely bright pair of pants.
02. They're classic
03. They go this way
04. And that way
05. And the other way
06. You can look like Beetlejuice
07. You stand out in a crowd
08. They make getting dressed super easy. Jeans + striped shirt + tan flats = instant chic
09. You can look like Audrey Hepburn, Jean Seberg, and James Dean
10. You'll blend in well in a prison.